P**P On Rosenblatt

POOP ON FLAMINGO

2006-04-20T08:06:00.000-07:00

I'm sorry, buddy. But it has to be done. You have abandoned us. We are not happy. We miss you. We love you. Won't you come home, Bill Bailey? Won't you come home?

SO POOP ON FLAMINGO.

You are the diesel fuel in our gas tank these days, my friend.

Photo Credits: here (Jim Crall!!)

POOP ON ROAD CONSTRUCTION

2006-02-16T11:04:00.000-08:00

This one is pretty obvious, but after spending a few extra dozen minutes at the interchange of Interstate 10 and Interstate 610 here in balmy Houston, Texas earlier today, I currently have an extra strong feeling about this topic. The long view, of course, is that after the interchange has been reconfigured, traffic will flow more smoothly. The real-time view is ... what a mess!

So ...

POOP ON ROAD CONSTRUCTION.

Photo Credits: here and here.

POOP ON MOVING

2006-02-04T22:06:00.000-08:00

Poop on Moving.

Moving from one house to the other in the same town while you own small children and have a full-time job is physically, emotionally, intellectually, and karmically demanding. It can keep you from the the more important things in life.

So Poop On Moving.

Even if the end result is you get to live in a kick-ass house with a heated pool!

Photo Credit: here and here

Poop On Appliances

2006-01-08T11:05:00.000-08:00

I'm off to buy a new dishwasher today! I guess I shouldn't complain too much, the house was built in the mid-80s and it was the original dishwasher - 20 years is probably a pretty good run for one of those.

Poop On Travis

2005-12-10T22:40:00.000-08:00

Poop on Chester Shunt

2005-11-22T21:07:00.000-08:00

That Chester Shunt guy just pisses me off. Cram it up your cram-hole Chester

Poop On Whomever It Was Who Killed Crusher

2005-11-10T10:33:00.000-08:00

Did I get that right...should it be whoever it was who killed Crusher? Let's see, since the sentence is a directive, the subject is really "you." Thus it would read, "You poop on ____. Therefore, whatever would appear in the blank would be the direct object...the object receiving the poop (poop being the verb). Based on that, I think I did get it right. You poop on whomever... The rest of that sentence is really a prepositional phrase, I believe. This English crap is so hard. Let's just say, POOP ON THE JACKASS THAT CAUSED OUR GOOD FRIEND CRUSHER TO OFF HIMSELF.

Poop On The Hawkeyes

2005-11-05T21:50:00.000-08:00

WHAT THE HELL??? How can you only score 3 points in the second half against the worst defense in the Big 10? I am now on the Northwestern bandwagon and officially poop on the Iowa Hawkeye Football program. When does basketball season start? Wait, we suck in that too! Dammit! Go, Duke?

Poop on THE GAME

2005-11-03T11:54:00.000-08:00

I heard a rumor that he was arrested, but I thought they meant the REAL The Game...

I haven't seen a post/message from The Game for a week. Poop on The Game and Poop on Rosenblatt.

Poop On Blogs of Note

2005-11-01T20:41:00.000-08:00

Generally, the "Blogs of Note" blow. I went through all of them and the only one that was even remotely interesting was the one by the guy that used to be Arnold's friend on Different Strokes. I think the "Purvis" collection is more interesting that the "Blogs of Note." Even Drea's site gives me more entertainment than most of the "Blogs of Note." Therefore, I say, POOP ON THE BLOGS OF NOTE!!!

Poop on Signs from God

2005-10-31T10:42:00.000-08:00

Clear Sign From God

No further comment required as God said it all.

Poop On Hangovers

2005-10-30T19:39:00.000-08:00

Poop on hangovers...and that's all I have to say about that.

Poop on the stupid media

2005-10-28T12:55:00.000-07:00

Happy Birthday to the Arch.

St Louis Arch

I have been up in the famed St. Louis Arch on several occasions. Long lines, claustophobic "elevator" and narrow viewing windows are all made worthwhile by the view at the top. I like the Arch and I have minor feelings of passing guilt about posting this on the "Poop" blog.

It was the first sentence of this article that merits this posting. That sentence reads as follows:

ST. LOUIS, Missouri (AP) -- When architect Eero Saarinen was creating the design of this city's famed Gateway Arch, he constructed his first model out of pipe cleaners.

Wow...Eero Saarinen created the design out of pipe cleaners. Imagine the talent it must have taken to actually bend a pipe cleaner into the shape of an arch. Genius!

Wire clothes hangars would have been good, too - but granted you would have to straighten those first. They also require significantly more effort to bend.

In another interesting development, it has been discovered that Benjamin Franklin created the design for the lightning rod using pipe cleaners as well...granted his design did not require bending said pipe cleaners and was, therefore, much less sophisticated. Eero must have been the first designer to actually use the pipe cleaner with bends. For that, Eero, we salute you on this blog page. SALUTE!!

Poop On EXXON!!!

2005-10-27T11:24:00.000-07:00

Exxon gets and deserves an extra smelly, steaming pile of coyote poo for this....

SCREWED BY EXXON

While they are posting record billions of dollars of PROFIT, you and I are paying through the nose for gasoline. Does anyone else find it odd that their profits are up so much since we are paying twice for a gallon of gas what we paid last year?

I blame Rosenblatt.

POOP on Rosenblatt

2005-10-27T10:26:00.000-07:00

Rosenblatt's Favorite Song

Poop On Regular Robots

2005-10-26T20:47:00.000-07:00

ROBOTS LINK

It seems that robots have been preventing us from performing surgery in space. Now, all of a sudden they are going to allow it! What is this, some sort of ploy to get us to like them? Are we supposed to forgive them all of a sudden? After all, they were the ones not allowing us to perform surgery in space previously.

Poop On Human Robots

2005-10-25T20:46:00.000-07:00

HUMAN ROBOTS

I want to be the first to state that I am against human robots.

First, controlling humans like robots is morally wrong and flies in the face of free will.

Second, robots are supposed to have the strength of 10 humans - human robots can only have the strength of one human. That seems wrong.

Third, once we make human robots, it will only be a matter of time before Google is at the controls. This is further evidence of the conspiracy for Google to rule the world.

Viking Kittens

2005-10-24T17:21:00.000-07:00

Every time I watch this clip, I laugh. While it doesn't have anything to do with the theme of this blog, I wanted to share it with you. Plus, I thought my other blog was already too sexually ambiguous and I didn't want to scare anyone off.

Viking Kittens

If You Were Playing $20,000 Pyramid...

2005-10-24T14:52:00.000-07:00

PUDDING!!!

HAMMER!!!

SCENT!!!

THE ANSWER WOULD BE: Things Rosenblatt might say.

This Would Scare the Rosenblatt Out Of Me

2005-10-24T09:36:00.000-07:00

Holy Rosenblatt!!

I just took a giant Rosenblatt

2005-10-21T14:31:00.000-07:00

WOW This is a link...USING A URL...click on it. Go ahead! Click!!! I made this work!!!

Beers on the town with 3 friends - $ 300.00
$10,000 Lap Dance - $ 10,000.00
Running up a $241,000 tab at Scores - $241,000.00

Disputing said $241,000 tab and having the whole world know that you spent $241,000 at a stripper bar - priceless.

Couldn't you buy a stripper bar for $241,000? I know you could buy your own stripper for that. Rosenblatt could buy an entire group of young Thai boys for less than the price of the lap dance.

Poop On Rosenblatt

2005-10-20T21:27:00.000-07:00

This post is dedicated to pooping on Rosenblatt. Please feel free to pile on your own poop.