Poop On EXXON!!!
Exxon gets and deserves an extra smelly, steaming pile of coyote poo for this....
SCREWED BY EXXON
While they are posting record billions of dollars of PROFIT, you and I are paying through the nose for gasoline. Does anyone else find it odd that their profits are up so much since we are paying twice for a gallon of gas what we paid last year?
I blame Rosenblatt.
posted by FLAMINGO1 | 11:24 AM
8 Comments:
I like the word tinkle.
I make sure to use it whenever I have to go to the restroom. Whenever I'm in an important business meeting, I make sure to announce to the room: "I have to go tinkle". I find that it keeps people on their toes.
We get the amount of interest that the market will bear, certainly. However, in this industry there is true COMPETITION. Do not try to convince me that the oil and gas industry is competitive in the marketplace.
I like BIG government.
MO' Bigga, MO' Betta.
Peace.
You do have dreamy abs. I can see how that might be a heartbreaker.
Personally, I require a fluffer to get into discussions of a financial nature.
Well, Rosenblatt is always happy to provide his expert skills at fluffing.
If you eat enough blue frosting, it will turn your poop bright green.
I think I like Bizzarro Garrett almost as much as I like real Garrett. Real Garrett has a better command of the English language and a tad higher maturity level. I appreciate proper grammar and spelling that Real Garrett provides, but Bizzarro Garrett's penis, poop and fart comments are priceless.
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