POOP ON FLAMINGO

I'm sorry, buddy. But it has to be done. You have abandoned us. We are not happy. We miss you. We love you. Won't you come home, Bill Bailey? Won't you come home?

SO POOP ON FLAMINGO.

You are the diesel fuel in our gas tank these days, my friend.

Photo Credits: here (Jim Crall!!)

POOP ON ROAD CONSTRUCTION

This one is pretty obvious, but after spending a few extra dozen minutes at the interchange of Interstate 10 and Interstate 610 here in balmy Houston, Texas earlier today, I currently have an extra strong feeling about this topic. The long view, of course, is that after the interchange has been reconfigured, traffic will flow more smoothly. The real-time view is ... what a mess!

So ...

• POOP ON ROAD CONSTRUCTION.

Photo Credits: here and here.

POOP ON MOVING

• Poop on Moving.

Moving from one house to the other in the same town while you own small children and have a full-time job is physically, emotionally, intellectually, and karmically demanding. It can keep you from the the more important things in life.

So Poop On Moving.

Even if the end result is you get to live in a kick-ass house with a heated pool!

Photo Credit: here and here

Poop On Appliances

I'm off to buy a new dishwasher today! I guess I shouldn't complain too much, the house was built in the mid-80s and it was the original dishwasher - 20 years is probably a pretty good run for one of those.

Poop On Travis

Poop on Chester Shunt

That Chester Shunt guy just pisses me off. Cram it up your cram-hole Chester

Poop On Whomever It Was Who Killed Crusher

Did I get that right...should it be whoever it was who killed Crusher? Let's see, since the sentence is a directive, the subject is really "you." Thus it would read, "You poop on ____. Therefore, whatever would appear in the blank would be the direct object...the object receiving the poop (poop being the verb). Based on that, I think I did get it right. You poop on whomever... The rest of that sentence is really a prepositional phrase, I believe. This English crap is so hard. Let's just say, POOP ON THE JACKASS THAT CAUSED OUR GOOD FRIEND CRUSHER TO OFF HIMSELF.