Poop On Whomever It Was Who Killed Crusher
Did I get that right...should it be whoever it was who killed Crusher? Let's see, since the sentence is a directive, the subject is really "you." Thus it would read, "You poop on ____. Therefore, whatever would appear in the blank would be the direct object...the object receiving the poop (poop being the verb). Based on that, I think I did get it right. You poop on whomever... The rest of that sentence is really a prepositional phrase, I believe. This English crap is so hard. Let's just say, POOP ON THE JACKASS THAT CAUSED OUR GOOD FRIEND CRUSHER TO OFF HIMSELF.
posted by FLAMINGO1 | 10:33 AM
15 Comments:
It was plain as could be that Crusher was a sensitive and delicate flower of a man. That Mizrashe should be drawn and quartered.
Considering you seem to have been taken in by the nonsense that has started surrounding Crusher's supposed death, I thought you deserve to know the truth:
The evidence is here
Jeepers, Phalacee, who would have ever suspected this? I am confounded by this discovery.
Actually, the discovery that confounds me is how many people can't grasp the concepts of parody, irony and sarcasm.
Amazing! As I said to ~Mike, are you now going to run over to your local neighborhood mall and tell all of the kids in line to see Santa that it isn't really Santa? You buzzkill!!
Oh, and by the way, Buzkill (oops, I mean Phalacee of course), the show on TV called Reno 911 - that isn't real either. Those cops are really just actors.
Guess what, so were the Dukes of Hazard. Those Duke boys weren't always getting into trouble after all...they were just pretending.
J. Crew-esque?
This is more than a little frightening.
Phalacee why dont you start a campaign geared at children and tell them that santa was never real along woth the easter bunny,the tooth fairy and all the others you grinch
Ever seen one of these before?
I have googled, perused your blog, and asked other clueless peoples: Who in the world is Rosenblatt? There are many Rosenblatts, but I can't see one with a specific reason for you to poop on him/her. I also extrapolated that said Rosenblatt has a "thing" for little oriental boys? Who is this Rosenblatt? I want to poop on him too! Just point the way, I'll be on him like stink on (whatever).
MsAmber
www.wildernessgirl.com
Yes, MsAmber, The Complete Game is indeed the notorious Rosenblatt...feel free to shit on him. I love to dump on him whenever possible.
I blame Rosenblatt for everything from the climbing interest rates to W's bad decisions.
Well, I can't do the deed on 'Complete Game'. Isn't there a law or something that keeps me from stealing the innocence of a 23 year old Nolan Ryan look-a-like?
I am, after all a 35 year old blonde. Age AND experience. I mean, I even know how to roll the windows down with my toes - and you wouldn't even notice.
That's a skill. They don't teach that anymore.
MsAmber
Sure you can...you just need a little more fiber in your diet.
I just pooped on myself.
What fun.
I blame Rosenblatt for being a crappy basball stadium. You know, in Omaha? Omaha Royals? The college world series? Good god people, I am talking Rosenblatt!
The city is thinking about building a new stadium. Then Creighton's baseball team would use it also.
Omaha Royals suck. They can't get 3500 people at one of their games.
No shit. Big deal with the college world series, though. You are right. That is part of the reason they would like to build a bigger stadium.
Sounds like the complete game needs to clean the pipes...
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