P**P On Rosenblatt

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Thursday, November 10, 2005

Poop On Whomever It Was Who Killed Crusher

Did I get that right...should it be whoever it was who killed Crusher? Let's see, since the sentence is a directive, the subject is really "you." Thus it would read, "You poop on ____. Therefore, whatever would appear in the blank would be the direct object...the object receiving the poop (poop being the verb). Based on that, I think I did get it right. You poop on whomever... The rest of that sentence is really a prepositional phrase, I believe. This English crap is so hard. Let's just say, POOP ON THE JACKASS THAT CAUSED OUR GOOD FRIEND CRUSHER TO OFF HIMSELF.


Blogger Complete Game said...

Now, now. I know that it seasy to get emotional and carried away at times like these, but bear in mind that, after all, Crusher killed Crusher. That young lass could not know of Crusher's thin skin, particularly given his rough-hewn, J. Crew-esq exterior. I say Poop on Crusher for taking his light from our lives!

11:43 AM  
Blogger FLAMINGO1 said...

It was plain as could be that Crusher was a sensitive and delicate flower of a man. That Mizrashe should be drawn and quartered.

12:22 PM  
Blogger Cooter said...

Reckon the little Jezzebell's gonna git what she deserves for being sa cruel to poor old Crusher. Goot, goot goot!

12:38 PM  
Blogger Omar said...

Damn! I don't know if I had mentioned this before, but that little bitch actually threatened Chuck and I! Can you believe the balls on that little misspelling Aussie? She said she'd see to it that we'd get "blacklisted" if we leave any more comments on her log! Is that even possible? I ain't never heard of it. Of course, we will leave nany comments. I'm just waiting until I can get through a paragraph without breakin' into tears.

8:02 PM  
Blogger Complete Game said...

Omar, you've had a rough ride down there lately. First, some thoughtless honkey thieves your mellon, then your wholesome daughter is seduced by several uncouth hellcats, then your bestus buddy offs himself. Can Flam and I make a donation to any fund set up on Crusher's behalf? Say to Special Olympics or something? I know he'd approve.

9:09 AM  
Blogger Chuck Dawson said...

Hey man, you can send all the money you want, but the truth is I'll probably just end up drinking it all.

8:03 PM  
Anonymous phalacee said...

Considering you seem to have been taken in by the nonsense that has started surrounding Crusher's supposed death, I thought you deserve to know the truth:

The evidence is here

12:37 AM  
Blogger Chuck Dawson said...

Hey man,
is Phalacee a fucking genius or what?
Oh the fun I'll have with this one.

6:27 AM  
Blogger Complete Game said...

Thank you Phalacee. Boy was I dumb! I thought they were three separate people, all from Purvis who just happened to post on the same blogs. Silly me.

6:27 AM  
Blogger FLAMINGO1 said...

Jeepers, Phalacee, who would have ever suspected this? I am confounded by this discovery.

Actually, the discovery that confounds me is how many people can't grasp the concepts of parody, irony and sarcasm.

Amazing! As I said to ~Mike, are you now going to run over to your local neighborhood mall and tell all of the kids in line to see Santa that it isn't really Santa? You buzzkill!!

7:17 AM  
Blogger FLAMINGO1 said...

Oh, and by the way, Buzkill (oops, I mean Phalacee of course), the show on TV called Reno 911 - that isn't real either. Those cops are really just actors.

Guess what, so were the Dukes of Hazard. Those Duke boys weren't always getting into trouble after all...they were just pretending.

7:19 AM  
Blogger garrett said...

J. Crew-esque?

This is more than a little frightening.

7:31 AM  
Blogger Destiny said...

Phalacee why dont you start a campaign geared at children and tell them that santa was never real along woth the easter bunny,the tooth fairy and all the others you grinch

2:12 PM  
Anonymous Phallus See said...

Ever seen one of these before?

2:43 PM  
Blogger MsAmber said...

I have googled, perused your blog, and asked other clueless peoples: Who in the world is Rosenblatt? There are many Rosenblatts, but I can't see one with a specific reason for you to poop on him/her. I also extrapolated that said Rosenblatt has a "thing" for little oriental boys? Who is this Rosenblatt? I want to poop on him too! Just point the way, I'll be on him like stink on (whatever).

6:02 PM  
Blogger Complete Game said...

Fret not, Jane of the Wild. It is I, in the flesh baby. I am the subject of this blog, created with loving affection by my good friend Flamingo, he of the World Renow Pink Flamingos. The subject of this blog is to poop on my, for I was once very wicked to Flamingo and he created this blog to punish me. I accept this purgatory. Feel free to join Flamingo in his pooping. Although I do tend to prefer the company of hot honies to that of asian boys. Cheers.

7:22 PM  
Blogger FLAMINGO1 said...

Yes, MsAmber, The Complete Game is indeed the notorious Rosenblatt...feel free to shit on him. I love to dump on him whenever possible.

I blame Rosenblatt for everything from the climbing interest rates to W's bad decisions.

7:26 PM  
Blogger MsAmber said...

Well, I can't do the deed on 'Complete Game'. Isn't there a law or something that keeps me from stealing the innocence of a 23 year old Nolan Ryan look-a-like?
I am, after all a 35 year old blonde. Age AND experience. I mean, I even know how to roll the windows down with my toes - and you wouldn't even notice.
That's a skill. They don't teach that anymore.

5:33 PM  
Blogger FLAMINGO1 said...

Sure you can...you just need a little more fiber in your diet.

7:38 AM  
Blogger MsAmber said...

I just read your comment about my toilet, and I thought you should know about the OTHER facilities available from that exact spot. There is a convenient trash bin directly to your left. A good book sitting on the counter. There is a skylight so you have good lighting to read by, and a plush rug to wiggle your toes in. Then there is a 100mbps data port so you can hook up your laptop and be directly connected to the internet. There is a separate outlet for the phone, in case you are still in the dark ages and have a modem. You can sit comfortably, surrounded by flowers, and compose 'potty-mail'. It simply means that you don't lose any productivity whilst relieving yourself of post-consumption waste. There is also a book of matches and a candle on the counter, along with lotion, toenail clippers, and a hand-mirror for looking up your nose.
This bathroom, my friend, is the ultimate in comfort. The door is only 3 1/2 feet away so you could crack it open and yell for more tissue without lifting your azz off the seat. In fact, I am writing this from the restroom RIGHT NOW, and I have to tell you, I am very comfortable.
Everything I need is within reach.
Okay, I have to log off now. Would be kind of vulgar to flush right in front of everyone.

7:30 PM  
Anonymous Garrett said...

I just pooped on myself.
What fun.

6:02 AM  
Blogger BadGod said...

I blame Rosenblatt for being a crappy basball stadium. You know, in Omaha? Omaha Royals? The college world series? Good god people, I am talking Rosenblatt!

3:29 AM  
Blogger Complete Game said...

A triple A park that seats 25k+ with natural grass and ESPN living there two weeks a year? Yeah, sounds like a real piece of crap. Nothing like the luxurious Badgod Ballpark where they hand out free bottles of Jergens lotion to every fan!

11:30 AM  
Blogger BadGod said...

The city is thinking about building a new stadium. Then Creighton's baseball team would use it also.

Omaha Royals suck. They can't get 3500 people at one of their games.

No shit. Big deal with the college world series, though. You are right. That is part of the reason they would like to build a bigger stadium.

1:45 AM  
Blogger Complete Game said...

Royals can't fill a 25k stadium? Sounds like we need to build a bigger stadium for them!

Let me know when you get the funding for that Bad Dick!

5:39 AM  
Blogger Dongley Shlongford said...

Sounds like the complete game needs to clean the pipes...

6:06 AM  
Blogger Complete Game said...

...on Shlongley Dongford's head. Now that's a piece of Japanese Caligraphy worth framing.

10:23 AM  

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