P**P On Rosenblatt

This site shall be used solely for social commentary and personal degradation (primarily the personal degradation of Rosenblatt). Please feel free to "pile" on.

Monday, October 31, 2005

Poop on Signs from God

Clear Sign From God

No further comment required as God said it all.

Sunday, October 30, 2005

Poop On Hangovers

Poop on hangovers...and that's all I have to say about that.

Friday, October 28, 2005

Poop on the stupid media

Happy Birthday to the Arch.

St Louis Arch

I have been up in the famed St. Louis Arch on several occasions. Long lines, claustophobic "elevator" and narrow viewing windows are all made worthwhile by the view at the top. I like the Arch and I have minor feelings of passing guilt about posting this on the "Poop" blog.

It was the first sentence of this article that merits this posting. That sentence reads as follows:

ST. LOUIS, Missouri (AP) -- When architect Eero Saarinen was creating the design of this city's famed Gateway Arch, he constructed his first model out of pipe cleaners.

Wow...Eero Saarinen created the design out of pipe cleaners. Imagine the talent it must have taken to actually bend a pipe cleaner into the shape of an arch. Genius!

Wire clothes hangars would have been good, too - but granted you would have to straighten those first. They also require significantly more effort to bend.

In another interesting development, it has been discovered that Benjamin Franklin created the design for the lightning rod using pipe cleaners as well...granted his design did not require bending said pipe cleaners and was, therefore, much less sophisticated. Eero must have been the first designer to actually use the pipe cleaner with bends. For that, Eero, we salute you on this blog page. SALUTE!!

Thursday, October 27, 2005

Poop On EXXON!!!

Exxon gets and deserves an extra smelly, steaming pile of coyote poo for this....


While they are posting record billions of dollars of PROFIT, you and I are paying through the nose for gasoline. Does anyone else find it odd that their profits are up so much since we are paying twice for a gallon of gas what we paid last year?

I blame Rosenblatt.

POOP on Rosenblatt

Rosenblatt's Favorite Song

Wednesday, October 26, 2005

Poop On Regular Robots


It seems that robots have been preventing us from performing surgery in space. Now, all of a sudden they are going to allow it! What is this, some sort of ploy to get us to like them? Are we supposed to forgive them all of a sudden? After all, they were the ones not allowing us to perform surgery in space previously.

Tuesday, October 25, 2005

Poop On Human Robots


I want to be the first to state that I am against human robots.

First, controlling humans like robots is morally wrong and flies in the face of free will.

Second, robots are supposed to have the strength of 10 humans - human robots can only have the strength of one human. That seems wrong.

Third, once we make human robots, it will only be a matter of time before Google is at the controls. This is further evidence of the conspiracy for Google to rule the world.

Monday, October 24, 2005

Viking Kittens

Every time I watch this clip, I laugh. While it doesn't have anything to do with the theme of this blog, I wanted to share it with you. Plus, I thought my other blog was already too sexually ambiguous and I didn't want to scare anyone off.

Viking Kittens

If You Were Playing $20,000 Pyramid...




THE ANSWER WOULD BE: Things Rosenblatt might say.

This Would Scare the Rosenblatt Out Of Me

Holy Rosenblatt!!

Friday, October 21, 2005

I just took a giant Rosenblatt

WOW This is a link...USING A URL...click on it. Go ahead! Click!!! I made this work!!!

Beers on the town with 3 friends - $ 300.00
$10,000 Lap Dance - $ 10,000.00
Running up a $241,000 tab at Scores - $241,000.00

Disputing said $241,000 tab and having the whole world know that you spent $241,000 at a stripper bar - priceless.

Couldn't you buy a stripper bar for $241,000? I know you could buy your own stripper for that. Rosenblatt could buy an entire group of young Thai boys for less than the price of the lap dance.

Thursday, October 20, 2005

Poop On Rosenblatt

This post is dedicated to pooping on Rosenblatt. Please feel free to pile on your own poop.